I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you. I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content. That’s not fat. It’s bonus content. Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.