I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the joys of modern parenting! From content providers to children in the blink of an eye 👶📱 Who knew raising kids could be so tech-savvy? 😂 #ProudParentingMoment" Related Funny Posts 🤝 As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year. Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you. “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.