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  • Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.
  • Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.
  • Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
  • β€œCareful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.
  • β€œFries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.
  • I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.