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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Earth is hard.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.