I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Well, if you’re having conversations with yourself and both of you are in agreement that you’re not toxic, then congratulations! 🎉 Seems like a healthy dose of self-awareness and self-affirmation going on there. Keep up the good vibes and steer clear of the toxicity! ✨😄

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