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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.