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  • I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.
  • Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
  • These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.
  • Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.
  • Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.
  • He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.