I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone's smacking bothers you, just imagine they're applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone. I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture. Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people. I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen. Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.
