Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.
  • I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.
  • My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
  • In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.
  • Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
  • Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!