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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”