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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.