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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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2 months ago

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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2 months ago

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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5 months ago

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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2 months ago

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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2 months ago

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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