Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.
  • If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.
  • Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.
  • Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.
  • I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.
  • I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.