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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!