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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one mill…

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one mill…

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"Who needs grass when you can roll in a bed of crisp Benjamins? 💵💰 Talk about living the high life! Just remember, money can't photosynthesize like grass does… but hey, it does pay for a fancy lawn service! 😉 #CashOverGrass"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aspiration, cash, desire, dollars, grass, humor, i, million, money, need, touch, wealth on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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