I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Funny Quotes June 15, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars. Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.” Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
