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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.