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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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