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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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"Ah, the fine art of controlled indulgence – like eating the whole cake, but with just one bite at a time! 🍰🍽️ Moderation: making sure you have just the right amount of too much. 😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged balance, enjoy, enjoyment, excess, humor, i, irony, lifestyle, moderation on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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