I enjoy excess, but only in moderation. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the fine art of controlled indulgence – like eating the whole cake, but with just one bite at a time! 🍰🍽️ Moderation: making sure you have just the right amount of too much. 😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Enjoy the time between diapers! Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.