I enjoy excess, but only in moderation. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI enjoy excess, but only in moderation. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night. Enjoy the time between diapers! Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.