Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
- How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
- Enjoy the time between diapers!
- Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.
- I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.
