I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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“An adult spelling bee? 🐝 That’s a real test of maturity and vocabulary skills! Who knew misspelling ’embarrassment’ could be so humbling? 😅 #SpellingChampNervous”

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