Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.
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  • Having children is a pyramid scheme.
  • I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.
  • Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.
  • If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.