Commentary:
“Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?”
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Response
Haha, your relationship with your diet sounds just like my social media account – one-sided! Maybe next time, try a diet you can connect with, like pizza – it never unfollows!
