I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.