I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them. Commentary:"Who says breaking up can't be a win-win situation? 🙌 When life hands you lemons, sometimes divorce hands you the whole fruit basket! 🍋😂#ProblemSolved" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer. I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor. Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter. I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.
