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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you b…

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you b…

Commentary:
"Who needs commas when you've got attitude and sass like that? 💁‍♀️ Breathing is overrated anyways, just wing it like the grown adult you are! 😂 #NoCommasNoProblem"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adult, breathe, breathing, commas, frustration, grammar, hate, humor, i, job, punctuation, tell, work on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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