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Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Going viral on Slack:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Seen just now on Discord:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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99 shares on Telegram this month:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

All I think about is death and sex.

37 shares on X this month:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Going viral on Threads:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

Just shared via Threads:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Live now on Instagram:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Trending via Facebook:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Just shared via YouTube:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Going viral on Discord:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Going viral on Snapchat:

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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