I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you b… Commentary:"Who needs commas when you've got attitude and sass like that? 💁♀️ Breathing is overrated anyways, just wing it like the grown adult you are! 😂 #NoCommasNoProblem" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there. Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart. Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.