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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 2, 30, cleaning, hate, housework, humor, i, minutes, over, people, preparation, procrastination, threaten, time on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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