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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got t…

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got t…

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"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 2, 30, cleaning, hate, housework, humor, i, minutes, over, people, preparation, procrastination, threaten, time on Mar 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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