I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.
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"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"

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