I hate math, but I love counting money. Commentary:"Who needs algebra when you have the sweet sound of cash registers as your soundtrack? Counting money is like therapy for the soul – it's the kind of math we can all get behind!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating. Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry. I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money. I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen. I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.