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I hate math, but I love counting money.

I hate math, but I love counting money.

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"Who needs algebra when you have the sweet sound of cash registers as your soundtrack? Counting money is like therapy for the soul – it's the kind of math we can all get behind!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged counting, hate, humor, irony, love, math, money on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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