I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll. My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.
