Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
- And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.
- First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.
- Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.
- The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.
