ā€œI have a date with destiny.ā€ Yeah well, I’m in a long…

ā€œI have a date with destiny.ā€ Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Commentary:
“Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let’s hope they don’t end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama”

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