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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term…

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term…

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"Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged action, choices, commitment, consequence, consequences, date, destiny, humor, i, irony, life, life choices, relationship, well on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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