“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases? The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.