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โ€œI have a date with destiny.โ€ Yeah well, Iโ€™m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Witty quote about destiny and personal consequences, humorous and playful in tone.

Commentary:
"Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’” Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’” #RelationshipDrama"


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