I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch. Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning it up a notch? Tomorrow's going to need an encore 🤪🔥🎉 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.” If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon. I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better. “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?