I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Turning it up a notch? Tomorrow's going to need an encore 🤪🔥🎉 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.” If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon. “I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.” I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better. “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm? I don’t need a New Year’s resolution. It’s the year’s turn to be better.
