I have to pee. Story of my life. Commentary:"When you gotta go, you gotta go! 💦 The struggle is real for this bladder champion. 🚽💪 #PeePeeProblems" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life. At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore. I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.
