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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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