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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.