Home Funny Quotes I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

3 months ago

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"Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld"

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