I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh no, sounds like you really put your backside into it at the office party! 💃🤕 Better stretch those glutes next time to avoid a "twerk-place injury" situation again! 🍑😄 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom. Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury. Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party! The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.