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- Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.
- Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!
- A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.
- Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.