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21 shares on TikTok this month:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

38 shares on Threads this month:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

98 shares on X this month:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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Making waves on Threads:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Seen just now on Threads:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Just shared via WeChat:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Just landed via WeChat:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Trending via Facebook:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Trending via Telegram:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Just shared via WeChat:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Going bananas on Discord:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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