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  • Not working on myself because I make better content this way.
  • The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
  • Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.
  • When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.
  • I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.
  • If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.