I like deadlines. They make me functional. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Deadlines: turning procrastination into panic-powered productivity! β°πͺπ Related funny posts π I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Itβs amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over. Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second. No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday. I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.