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Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Shared recently on Discord:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Reported on Pinterest:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Live now on Facebook:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Freshly posted on Threads:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Just landed via WeChat:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Making waves on Reddit:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

6 months ago

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle of striving for balance while literally carrying the weight of the world! 🌍💪 Just your friendly neighborhood Atlas casually trying to avoid getting a backache. Remember, it's all about that core strength and a good chiropractor! 😄"

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Shared recently on Twitch:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Just landed via Messenger:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Seen just now on X:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Trending via Instagram:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Trending via Telegram:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Seen just now on Discord:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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