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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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