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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of striving for balance while literally carrying the weight of the world! 🌍💪 Just your friendly neighborhood Atlas casually trying to avoid getting a backache. Remember, it's all about that core strength and a good chiropractor! 😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged grounded, humor, i, responsibility, self-deprecation, shoulders, stay, weight, world on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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