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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

2 weeks ago

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

3 weeks ago

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

1 week ago

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

2 weeks ago

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

3 weeks ago

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

1 week ago

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65 shares on Discord this month:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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Just landed via Twitch:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Just shared via Reddit:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Just shared via Threads:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Just shared via YouTube:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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