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  • Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?
  • I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.
  • Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.
  • Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.
  • Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?
  • Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?