Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
- When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
- Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.
- When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.
- If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.
