I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.