I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Ah, the good old days when bills were just a male name or a duck’s beak 🦆💸! When ‘bill’ only brought to mind a friendly duck or a guy named William, not financial woes and stress! Take me back to those simpler times when bills were just something ducks used to paddle around, not something we have to pay 🦆💰!

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