I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Someone please create a 'Prime Time Intervention' plugin to save us from drunk shopping sprees on Amazon! 🛑🥴 #ShopSober #DontDrinkAndPrime" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it. Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap. I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay. Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.