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  • There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.
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  • Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
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  • She is both the storm and the shelter.
  • I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.