I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people. Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.