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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Ah, the nostalgic symphony of screeching modems echoing through the night! πŸŽΆπŸ“  Perhaps those shrieks were just the internet's way of trying to get our attention all along – a digital cry for help in disguise! πŸ˜‚πŸŒ Let's take a moment to appreciate the good old days when connecting online was a true adventure filled with unexpected sounds and suspenseful waiting game. Let's just hope our devices don't start screaming for attention in the near future…



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