I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I've always suspected you were just 'full of hot air'! π πβοΈ #CoolerThanICouldEverBe" Related Funny Quotes π€ I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month. My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner. To the people who have only fans, whatβs stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner? If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it. Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.