💾 Save Image I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:☕️ "I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations – it's like a daily ritual of preparing for disappointment with a side of caffeine kick! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations. I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings. Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic. I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. Mornings would be fine if they started later. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: coffee, expectations, humor, i, low, mornings, motivation, routine, sarcasm, start
