I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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☕️ "I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations – it's like a daily ritual of preparing for disappointment with a side of caffeine kick! 😉"

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Coffee is just goth water.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.
It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.
I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.