I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to g… Commentary:When letters crashed the number party, math officially became alphabet soup! 🤓🍜 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half. How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next. “You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life. I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress. As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.