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Looks like McDonald's is trying to guilt trip us by saying, "You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!" 🍔🥗 At this rate, we might as well start calling them "Big Lettuces" instead of Big Macs! 😂

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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