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  • Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.
  • Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.
  • Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.
  • Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.
  • I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.
  • I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.