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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Just landed via Instagram:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Live now on WeChat:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Seen just now on Threads:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Making waves on Discord:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Trending via Threads:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Trending via Reddit:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Breaking via Telegram:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Spotted on TikTok:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Playful quote about feeling lost on the less traveled path, humorous and witty in tone.

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"Taking the road less traveled seemed like a good idea… until I ended up in the middle of nowhere with no map and no WiFi signal. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I should have taken the road with a Starbucks at the corner instead! ☕️🗺️"

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

73 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Going bananas on Facebook:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Shared recently on Threads:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Live now on Facebook:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Going viral on Messenger:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Just landed via Threads:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Spotted on TikTok:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Live now on Facebook:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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