I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, Iโm ready now. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, who needs to worry about rising sea levels when you've got rising heart rates on dates, right? ๐ ๐โค๏ธ Swipe right for love, swipe left on climate change! ๐๐ฅ #ClimateApocalypseVsLoveApocalypse" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single. When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.