I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now. Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.” Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it. Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.
