I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I… Commentary:"Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky. You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right? Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared. Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house. Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.
