I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I …

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house.

Commentary:
“Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost”

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