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  • Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.
  • I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.
  • Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.
  • You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.
  • There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…
  • Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.