I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like the path of zero return started early for this person! 👶📉 Let's hope they peaked in cuteness and not just in self-deprecation! 😂 #BabyGoneBad" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one. The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.