I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill. As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
