I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Ah, the modern day romantic gestures! ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ Lighting a candle in Notre Dame to ask for divine intervention in the world of cryptocurrency. Canโ€™t decide if itโ€™s hilarious or just plain innovative! ๐Ÿคฃ #BitcoinPrayers

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