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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.