I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. Posted onSep 22, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones? I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended. If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked. Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.