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My toxic trait is optimism.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.