I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze. Commentary:Looks like someone's got a sharp eye for business! 👀💼 Better watch out, their stare might just cost you more than you bargained for! 🤑 #TariffOnToughStares Related Funny Posts 🤝 Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me? We should put a tariff on being mean to me. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge. In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”