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  • Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.
  • No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
  • I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.
  • Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.
  • I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
  • “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.