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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?