I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.