Trendy Funny Quotes

  • This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.
  • Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?
  • My summer body has been pending for about ten years.
  • Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.
  • Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
  • Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”