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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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2 months ago

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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2 months ago

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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2 months ago

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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2 months ago

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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2 months ago

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

34 shares on X this month:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

44 shares on Threads this month:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

72 shares on Discord this month:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Breaking via Instagram:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Trending via Snapchat:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Seen just now on X:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Just shared via X:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Going viral on YouTube:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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