I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.