I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.