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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Making waves on Instagram:

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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Witty quote about preferring losing an argument over losing someone special.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

60 shares on Threads this month:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

94 shares on Reddit this month:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

44 shares on Messenger this month:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

13 shares on Telegram this month:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Spotted on Instagram:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Seen just now on X:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Making waves on X:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Trending via Reddit:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Shared recently on Threads:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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