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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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