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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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🦕🕰️ "If history repeats itself, I'm getting a pet dinosaur… Because who needs a dog when you can have a T-Rex as a best friend? Just make sure it doesn't eat the neighbors! 🦖😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dinosaur, getting, history, humor, joke, pet, repeat on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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