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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lip…

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lip…

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"If I'm ever in a coma, just make sure my lips stay moisturized and fabulous 💋 Who knows, I might wake up looking like a chapstick model! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chapstick, coma, ever, humor, lips, put, request, self-care on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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