If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If I'm ever in a coma, just make sure my lips stay moisturized and fabulous ๐ Who knows, I might wake up looking like a chapstick model! ๐" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Iโve been doing Dry January, but itโs literally just been my lips and skin. My lips could use some attention today. Can you check if my lips taste like cherries? I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight. Itโs okay to admit you want my lips on yours.