If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.
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"If I'm ever in a coma, just make sure my lips stay moisturized and fabulous 💋 Who knows, I might wake up looking like a chapstick model! 😉"

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