💾 Save Image If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If I'm ever in a coma, just make sure my lips stay moisturized and fabulous 💋 Who knows, I might wake up looking like a chapstick model! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.” They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both. Can you check if my lips taste like cherries? Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: chapstick, coma, ever, humor, lips, put, request, self-care
